White Lies Parents Tell Their Kids

Ever noticed yourself telling your kids a random fib to get them to behave or calm down?

I’ve become quite an expert at this so I thought I’d round up my funniest white lies in a handy list form. You’re welcome.

1. My food is too spicy to share with you.
2. They don’t sell replacement batteries for that toy.
3. Every time you touch something in a grocery store, a puppy dies.
4. The TV has a time limit and can only work for 1 hour a day. Choose wisely.
5. Coke is actually dirty water. That’s why it’s black.
6. If you misbehave in a clothing store, you will freeze on the spot and become a mannequin.
7. The sun won’t come tomorrow up unless you go to bed.
8. Tooth fairies pay extra for clean teeth, so brush thoroughly.
9. The candy by the pay points of the store are reject candies that people have returned because they taste bad.
10. McDonalds gives sad meals to naughty kids. Sad meals don’t contain toys.

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